You want sides with that?

Sometimes life just gives you the chuckle you need.  Waitress to darling husband in a lilting and very long country drawl that added at least a syllable or two to each word: "What sides you want with that?"

Darling Husband: "Well, what do you have?"

Waitress: "Don't get the cole slaw or the potato salad. They're nasty. I mean they're good ... just not here."

Can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!